Who I Am

An enigma wrapped in a mystery, wearing a hat that constitutes a puzzle, holding up a cardboard speech bubble marked “Que?”

Failed Lapsed philosopher. Occasional cross-dressing punk-rock bass player. Makes a decent poached egg.

Fans of infrequently updated disappointment can follow me on Twitter @joeysarajevo. I’ll get ’round to writing a tweet as funny as the one about “Gentlemen’s Clubs” again one day, I swear.